Beth | 19 | Bi | Sheffield | Vegetarian Tired and unimpressive tea addict who tries to do poetry/art sometimes. Big fan of bad music, hatfilms, and made up universes. Poems, plants, and planets are cool. Befriend me if you want to talk about stuff x
so much wlw content on this site is “ i want to go on a date with a pretty girl in high waisted shorts and pick flowers and talk about our dreams” where is the “i want a tall goth butch to buy me cool knives and raw me in the whole foods parking lot" representation
My roommate from Beijing is fascinated by English expletives and is asking about the most offensive terms we have. I tried to explain the difference between insulting swear words and offensive slurs, and he was delighted by ‘asshole’, ‘motherfucker’, ‘bastard’, ‘dickhead’, and ‘shithead’. Explaining slurs without using any proved to be difficult, as he just tried to insult me by saying, “You are a big slur!”
I told him that he can combine different words to make new ones and he just pointed at me and said, “Fuck you, you son of shit-sucker! You loser!”
“In China, we say ‘fuck your mom, fuck your ancestors, fuck your parents, fuck everyone… but we don’t say ‘fuck yourself’. I love that! In America, you can fuck anyone, even yourself!”
welcome to the land of opportunity, my brother. Please, sit down. Relax. Go fuck yourself.